Attention Americans! Just now inside the White House a new law has been created. The “Ugly Car Law” makes it illegal for Americans to now purchase the absolutely putrid Honda Element. Reasoning behind lawmakers’ new plan include how the box shape makes the car extremely non aerodynamic. The way the doors open is just stupid also. Personally I’d look down upon anyone that drives this disgusting automobile. Finally, the government agrees. Now if you already own an Element (god knows why), you don’t have to worry. You will be grandfathered into this statute. Along with this, Honda can no longer produce any Elements in America. No consumer may buy one after January 1st of 2009. Failure to comply results in a six month suspension of a driver’s license for the consumer. It will also result in a steep $30,000 fine if Honda is caught producing them on American soil. Now if you feel you drive an ugly car now such as a Pontiac Aztec or a Scion you may have to worry as well. Luckily, the Aztec has already halted production.
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